Fun A, B, C's Of Film Titles

P - Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lighting Thief (2010)

An entertaining novel chasing the Harry Potter wake nabs the first Harry Potter director for feature film. And it sucks.

Q ~ QUARANTINE (2008)

Television reporter Angela Vidal and her cameraman are assigned to spend the night shift with a Los Angeles Fire Station.


To bad we can't quarantine the orange microbe...

R -Religulous (2008)

If you haven't seen it, you must.

S ~ S1M0NE (2002)

The career of a disillusioned producer, who is desperate for a hit, is endangered when his star walks off the film set. Forced to think fast, the producer decides to digitally create the actress.

U ~ U.N. ME (2011)

One man's journey to uncover the true nature of the United Nations.

V - VANISHING POINT (1971)

The point in Trump's presidency where, after running around and around in ever decreasing circles like one of his headless KFC chickens, he finally disappears up his own arsehole.

W ~ Wake in Fright (2012)

This is the story of John Grant, a bonded teacher who arrives in the rough Australian outback mining town of Bundanyabba, planning to stay overnight before catching the plane to Sydney. But, as his one night stretches to five, he plunges headlong toward his own destruction. When the alcohol-induced mist lifts, the educated John Grant is no more. Instead there is a self-loathing man in a desolate wasteland, dirty, red-eyed, sitting against a tree and looking at a rifle with one bullet left.

X - Xanadu (1980)

More like Xana-don't, amirite?

chainsaw_metal1 said:

More like Xana-don't, amirite?

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I'll have you know that you're talking about the woman I love... Or at least the woman I loved when I was twelve years-old. It was on as part of a double feature with MISSION GALACTICA: THE CYLON RAID, which was the film I really wanted to see. I went back the second time just to see her, although I let everyone think it was to see MISSION GALACTICA: THE CYLON RAID again. It was my secret. She seemed so pretty and nice and kind... And she had such a nice smile and such nice legs... And then I wet my pants - or so I thought at first. That was strange, I hadn't had anything to drink...

Y - YOU KNOW MY NAME (1999)

The name's Bond. James Bond.

Oh, hang on, wrong film.

A - THE ACCUSED (1988)

Possibly how the mainstream media - or "fake news" - may refer to Donald Trump at his future impeachment proceedings...

Hawk4570 said:

Possible results of holding your breath, waiting for Trump's impeachment...

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Depressingly possible.

Therefore, I suggest that we all...

C - CARRY ON SCREAMING! (1966)

E - EXECUTIVE DECISION (1996)

Quite possibly a disaster just waiting to happen with the current POTUS.

F ~ FACE (2005)

Three generations of Chinese women attempt to reconcile the cultural chasm between their traditional heritage and the everyday influences of life in America.

G - GI JOE: RETALIATION (2012)

In case you were wondering what ex-sheriff Joe Arpaio has planned, now that Donald Trump has pardoned him.

H ~ HANCOCK (2008)

A tortured superhero crash-lands in Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn, and tries to revitalize himself by romancing an alluring housewife, causing chaos in the city.

I - Independence Day (1996)

Hopefully, it will come sooner than later.

J - JACK REACHER (2012)

For the gay porn version of this film, check out JACK REACH-AROUND.

K - King Arthur (2004)

Now not the worth movie made about King Arthur. So...yay?

chainsaw_metal1 said:

Now not the worth movie made about King Arthur. So...yay?

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I've always enjoyed both EXCALIBUR and KING ARTHUR - two very different takes on the same legend.

L - LINCOLN (2012)

We can only dream of different times in the history of the USA, when the position of POTUS was occupied by a man who had the passion, potential and professionalism to do justice and honour to all of his fellow countrymen - whether they realised it at the time or not.

M - Mallrats (1995)

Strangely, a film was made about my friends and I, and we never saw any residuals.

ant-mac said:

I've always enjoyed both EXCALIBUR and KING ARTHUR - two very different takes on the same legend.

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I enjoy both as well, but King Arthur has many detractors. I liked that they went the way of looking for a more historical Arthur, and changed it up. I still haven't seen the latest Arthur outing, but I haven't heard anything good about it.

As far as worst, however, I will still go with First Knight. That piece of shit is...a piece of shit.