Controversial Trump

chainsaw_metal1

Member: Rank 8
Trump says he has the power to pardon himself. Then says he won't because he hasn't done anything wrong. Seriously, can someone give him an actual test for dementia?
 

ant-mac

Member: Rank 9
Trump says he has the power to pardon himself. Then says he won't because he hasn't done anything wrong. Seriously, can someone give him an actual test for dementia?
What are you talking about? There's nothing wrong with the man...

On second thoughts...
 

michaellevenson

Member: Rank 8
LATE NEWS
PRESIDENT TRUMP INVITES FOUR HORSEMEN OF APOCALYPSE TO WHITE HOUSE
Trump tweeted;
What's wrong with this? Isn't it better to talk to these guys.
They're a swell bunch of guys who get things done, unlike our namby pamby allies.
Misters, Death, War, Famine and Pestilence assure me they're just misunderstood and have no desire to destroy the world. If they did they'd be out of a job, so why would they?, or do I mean wouldn't they.
A spokesman for the President added, " we realise that associating with skeletal demonic creatures may result in the disintegration of planet Earth, but our core support in Klansville Mississippi think it's a good idea, so that's all that matters"
 

michaellevenson

Member: Rank 8
NEWS- Trump revokes Superman's security clearance
President Trump today removed the security clearance of superhero Superman saying,
" this guy is unpatriotic and un-American. Believe it or not folks he's a journalist , a purveyor of fake news, Clark Kent from the failing Daily Planet. He even lies about his identity to his girlfriend, what a flake!"
The superhero will no longer be able to fly through American airspace rescuing people.
Trump tweeted;
The guy says he has supervision powers and can see through me, but anyone can do that. What a fraud#loserman.
 
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