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michaellevenson

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Eddie wasted housekeeping money buying a magic bean from a conman.


Richie's thong is a bit tight, it needs pliers to get it off, Eddie to the rescue.
 
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michaellevenson

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Richie cuts a finger off while cooking the Xmas dinner.


Richie " Eddie my finger!!!stop the bleeding apply a tourniquet"
Eddie " righty ho"
 
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michaellevenson

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Richie " mash the potatoes Eddie"
Eddie " we don't have a masher"
Richie " well, use your head"


Richie " tell me Eddie what exactly is caviar?"
Eddie. " fish poo, it comes out of a very expensive fish's bottom."
 
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michaellevenson

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Richie wins the " how much custard can you hold in your underpants" tournament.


The furry honeypot adventure turns out not to be the porno film that was hoped, but a cartoon with bunny rabbits....and ends up....

Xmas drinks for everyone.
 
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michaellevenson

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Disconnecting a gas pipe to cover up stealing next door 's gas supply doesn't end well.


Gas Man " a strange reading from your meter, 000.0000"


Gasman " the kettle on?, how do you heat it?"

Richie" we have our tea cold"
 
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michaellevenson

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Richie and Eddie stripped by burglars, a mousetrap placed between their legs, and a note.
Richie. " what does the note say"
Eddie" Sue Carpenter"
Both " mmmm, sexy, OH NO!!"

 
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michaellevenson

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Eddie. " our new cocktail, Pernod, Ouzo, marmalade and salt, what shall we call it?"


Eddie " either I've done this crossword wrong or I need a fish starting with X"

 
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