The Space Museum
On a wet Saturday afternoon the Doctor takes Ian, Barbara and Vicki to a museum. He promises them it will be fun as its got 'space' in the title.
There's half a rocket and a piece of stone that claims to be moon rock.
Ian starts moaning that it's dead boring and he wanted to go and see Captain America Civil War at the cinema instead. Barbara and Vicky start fighting when Barbara claims that Vicky spat in her ice cream. The Doctor tells them all to shut up and concentrate on their activity sheets. Ian claims that the activity sheets are gay. The Doctor slaps him round the head for being disrespectful and says that if they don't shut up, there'll be no more trips in the Tardis. Then they all go home in a sulk.
Culfy
THE DIMENSIONS OF TIME.
The Hartnell Doctor has his head chopped off by the Rani and has it pickled in time as he takes his place in a Children in Need special that he gets the title of wrong.
But a splinter of Clara, watching over him in every single adventure, sews it back on for him, because she is brilliant at everything included Spock's Brain type surgery.
THE SEARCH
A metatextual episode showing the producers of Doctor Who auditioning Hartnell's replacement.
Starring a blacked-up, windjammer hatted Patrick Troughton in a performance that even surpasses his Sally Mander for head scratching bizarreness.
Worth watching, if only to see the very real punch up between Hartnell and Troughton, that led to the persistent rumours of them being lovers in real life.
THE FINAL PHASE
The search for a new Doctor is nearing completion, with only the final phase of auditions to get through. This episode shows the whole ridiculous process from beginning to, well, sort of middle.
It was around this time that Hartnell gave his chilling Panorama interview, where he revealed the behind the scenes horrors and his fears that the BBC were out to "get me", accusing them of sabotaging the brakes on his bicycle.
This is where all of the Hartnell conspiracy theories began. A paranoid time that ultimately led to the "They really
did go to the Moon" accusations when The Moonbase was filmed.
THE EXECUTIONERS
The BBC have found their new Doctor.
Now all that remains is to get rid of the old one.
This is the only episode to feature Hartnell singing; albeit while naked.
THE DEATH OF TIME
This is it!
The episode that all the previous ones have been leading up to.
A new Doctor!
Hartnells first swansong is a deeply moving affair.
To see such a strong and authoritative Doctor battling Spectrox toxaemia and carrying a dying Ian Chesterton past mudbursts has to be seen to be disbelieved.
When he fades away to be replaced in a burst of colour by William Hartnell is one of Classic Who's greatest moments.
(Rumours are that Hartnell had powerful connections and that peter Bryant woke up to find a Myrka's head in his bed as a subtle warning about the recasting plans.)
So we were stuck with... Ermm... So Hartnell was back! And it was almost as if he had never been away!
A classic!
FLIGHT THROUGH ETERNITY
The newly unregenerated Doctor boards concorde, where the inflight movie is Andy Warhol's BATMAN DRACULA.
On a loop.
The Doctor sees that The Master is at the start of the film, taunting him, in this trap behind some crap.
Worth watching, if only for the Death of Dodo as she sacrifices herself to save Yoko Ono.
JOURNEY INTO TERROR
A documentary showing Eamonn Andrews spending a weekend with Pip and Jane Baker and his discovery of the thought processes that inform their writings.
THE DEATH OF DOCTOR WHO
The second failed attempt to recast Hartnell.
This is the story where real life tragedy intervened and a mysterious helicopter crash killed most of the behind the scenes higher ups at the BBC.
THE PLANET OF DECISION
The BBC hire a hitman to take out Hartnell.
The Watcher
The BBC turn their decision about recasting the Doctor to YOU the viewer/watcher, the vote is inconclusive as some people are sick of Hartnell fluffing his lines and throwing in the occasional racist epithet but some people quite like that.
Mindbait
The Meddling Monk
the clergy weigh in on the issue, demanding more religious themes be explored in the show and suggesting that the doctor's next companion be a comely young altar boy
A BATTLE OF WITS
The Doctor challenges the Monk to A BATTLE OF WITS, but unfortunately, he has come unarmed…
Oh well, you can’t win them all.
ant-mac
CHECKMATE
Fenric comes looking for the Sylvester McCoy seventeen centuries too early - and finds William Hartnell instead...
Relax! That's how it's meant to happen... I hope.
ant-mac
FOUR HUNDRED DAWNS
How many Dawn Frenchs would it take to destabilize a planet’s orbit and cause it to crash into its sun and explode?
You’ll never guess the answer…
ant-mac
TRAP OF STEEL
Do you want to know how to build a better mousetrap?
Build it out of steel.
Actually, the title reminds me of this girl I once knew… Her name was Debbie - but I just called her Rusty.
ant-mac
AIR LOCK, OR HOW TO SAY GOODBYE IN SPACE…
In a 2007 short British science fiction film, the Master - as played by Derek Jacobi - assumes the Presidency of the USA. Seriously. Surely that’s a step up from simply being the PM of the UK?
Meanwhile, in a trial experiment, the Doctor attempts to eliminate a companion via the use on an air lock. This attempt fails, but trust me, he’ll be much more successful next time.
ant-mac
THE EXPLODING PLANET
After the disastrous failure of his moon-sized space station, the Death Star, the Emperor decides to go one better... His next space station is going to be the size of a planet!
Unfortunately, for some unknown reason, he decides to use the same dickhead who designed his last space station…
ant-mac
MISSION TO THE UNKNOWN
Their names… Unknown.
Their organization… Unknown.
Their equipment… Unknown.
Their mission… Unknown.
Their destination… Unknown.
Their time limit… Unknown.
The outcome… Unknown.
Hope you enjoyed the story as much as I did…
ant-mac
TEMPLE OF SECRETS
Wow!!!
What a coup d'état for DOCTOR WHO!
In only their third season ever, the makers of DOCTOR WHO have managed to organize a crossover story with that well-known Hollywood action hero and heartthrob, Indiana Jones!
Oh wait...
Oh crap…
Not again…
ant-mac
SMALL PROPHET, QUICK RETURN
Quark the Ferengi guest stars in this episode of DOCTOR WHO, where he attempts to teach William Hartnell about the Rules of Acquisition. All 285 of them…
Yeah right... Good luck with that.
ant-mac
DEATH OF A SPY
In response to Odysseus’s demand for help in subjugating the Trojans, the Doctor mistakenly helps him to break into a condom factory…
Never has the acronym, “SNAFU” been so appropriate.
ant-mac
HORSE OF DESTRUCTION
So, it turns out that the Greek horse was too much for the Trojans to resist. It must have had too much “horse power”…
It seems that the Trojans did not take the Greek threat seriously. They thought they were just “horsing around”…
It would seem that the Trojans got it wrong. They must have bet on the “wrong horse”…
A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a… Okay, I’ll stop now.
ant-mac
The Nightmare Begins
The TARDIS misfires and lands the Doctor at the opening of a Coldplay concert.
Culfy
DAY OF ARMAGEDDON
The Doctor goes to see the movie Armageddon, starring Bruce Willis.
It is an afternoon matinee.
He eats some popcorn during the movie.
Then he leaves the cinema. Gets in the Tardis and leaves.
This story came lowest in that year's season poll and still holds the record as the lowest rated episode ever.
THE TRAITORS
Hartnell breaks the fourth wall and has a 25 minute rant at the start of a recorded episode about how the actors playing Ian, Barbara and Susan deserted the show.
With no time for a remount, the BBC broadcast the rant.
An embarrassing moment in Who history, but Loose Cannon had great fun with the reconstruction, using mainly the gurning trampoline shots from episode 5 of the Dalek's Master Plan to convey Hartnell's rage.
COUNTER PLOT
An extremely boring game of tiddlywinks form this "thrilling" rematch between the Doctor and the Celestial Toymaker, now played by Beryl Reid.
Attempt to swap Beryl Reid with Hartnell, so that she leaves in the Tardis as the new Doctor fail when it becomes evident that Beryl has no idea what role she is playing anyway.
CORONAS OF THE SUN
The Doctor is delighted when the Sun Newspaper gives away a free six pack of Corona Beers in it's Wednsday edition.
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But he suspects a plot behind it all and that his old enemy THE RANI, may be involved.
He is wrong though.
It really is just a free six pack of beers in the Sun Newspaper.
THE FEAST OF STEVEN
On the Thursday, the Sun has a voucher for a free feast Ice Cream.
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The Doctor is not a huge ice cream fan, so gives the voucher to Steven Taylor.
Steven enjoys it, but refuses to let Dodo have a lick of it.
She leaves, halfway through the story in possibly the most moving and well thought out companion departure ever.
A classic story.