THE BAD
Now that we got "the good" out of the way... I could speak even longer about "the bad," but I spoke so much about "the good" that I'm already thinking of wrapping up this review. Anyway...
The Budget
This feels like a drama shot with the budget of a multicam sitcom, even with the seemingly expensive, elaborate sceneries. I guess they had a little more money to splurge in the sets and models used for the station, and then the remainder was barely enough to purchase a spool of string, some peanuts and a couple paper clips.
Oh, boy, it's shot in videotape...
In the opening, we see a picture of the world. I thought I was watching a cheap news program made by a small local station in the 1970s. "
Give us 15 minutes and we'll give you the world the city" (because that's all we can afford).
And before you say anything, here's a passage from the show's IMDB trivia list:
"Boucher also disliked the decision by the BBC to make the show entirely on videotape, as he had hoped it would also have a film budget."
It's been a long road...
OK, let's talk about the theme song. The moment I started hearing the song I simply couldn't get past the controversy involving the opening of the show
"Enterprise" and instead of paying attention to the Star Cops song, I started mouthing the lyrics for
"Faith of the Heart," the
"Star Trek: Enterprise" theme, which gave me a few giggles.
It's been a long road,
Flying us from there to here.
It's been a long time,
And my time is finally near...
From the IMDB trivia list:
"The series suffered from a number of problems, including the very different approaches of the two directors assigned to the series, Christopher Baker and Graeme Harper, which led to a noticeable lack of continuity between episodes, and the strained relationship between writer Chris Boucher and producer Evgeny Gridneff. Boucher has said that he did not feel Gridneff consulted him with certain key decisions regarding the series and he never liked Gridneff's choice of the theme song and incidental music, which he considered completely inappropriate."
Likewise, the song (
"Faith of the Heart") is so touching and beautiful and so inadequate for the show at the same time that all I could think of was the big controversy involving the show's opening credits, which certainly didn't help it in terms of ratings. At a given point of the song there was a guitar solo, and we see the image of two
identical astronauts in EVA suits (not similar, but the same image twice), and I could swear I first saw them holding guitars... OK, that was my imagination playing tricks, but then it hit me: I'm watching a 1980s MTV music clip! By Aerosmith, Billy Idol, Simple Minds or some other of those 1980s bands that made those stylish clips I used to enjoy so much in my 20s. All in all the show's aesthetic style hasn't aged well.
And speaking of the 1980s, the fashion screams "1980s!!!!" Maybe that's not fair, but when we see what Sylvia Anderson accomplished in UFO, with those very, very cool men's suits, or the general style of "Space: 1999" (both made in the previous decade), you end expecting much more from a TV production produced in the same year as
"Star Trek: TNG." No wonder it tanked! You make a cheap-looking product when the audience expects more, you're telling the audience to leave.
Space, the boring frontier...
Oh, my, oh my. The writing in this show is top notch, but the pace is soooo slooow. A Hollywood show would've established the situation much more quickly with the crimes and Nathan's reluctance to accept the job. Better yet, start with him arriving at the European Space Station and tell his key moments that led him to that point told in a few strategic flashbacks. And have more action! I mean, some action at least. So, the crucial final scene in which Nathan overpowers his space assailants and kills them with a medical laser in what should've been the show's more badass scene happens off-screen and we're
told not
shown what happened. That was bad.
Yes, yes, the show tries to be realistic and that's one of its main strengths, but it doesn't have to be realistic to the point of boredom. Yes, space travel is boring. The distances are insurmountable and the ships are slow. But this is television, a piece of entertainment. So, after a lot of talk, Nathan decides to go to the ESS, and I think, "FINALLY HE'S GOING!" And then what happens? They show scenes with Nathan TRAINING to go to space. Fortunately these scenes were short, but I found the writers' lack of notion on how far the viewers' patience was supposed to go a bit funny.
What's in a name?
OK, I was prepared to make quite a few jokes about the ridiculousness of the 'Star Cops" name. To me there were just too possible solutions:
- This is a kids' adventure show... Or...
- It is an internal joke.
It turns out it's the latter. Supposedly it was a derogatory term used by the Press. Which would be OK had they stopped there. At some point Nathan even states with emphasis,
"I'm NOT a Star Cop." Because, of course, he's a real, serious police officer, not a cartoon character. But then, the characters start using the name Star Cops willy-nilly. It's OK to be a joke used in banter and quips, but Nathan uses the term to ask the computer for information. And a serious newscaster making a serious news presentation uses the mocking term like it's the official term, which clearly it can't be.
So, in my opinion, the writers came up with a clever way to justify a clunky show title they thought would make the show more appealing and edgy, but went too fast in normalizing it, so the situation no longer felt natural.
OK, now I really have to stop.
THE GRADE
I'd say "
The Good" gets 8, perhaps even 8.5, but
"The Bad"... not more than 3.5. In the average, we end with a nice, round number of
6 lie detectors hanging on the boss's wall.