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UFO episodes ranked by The Anorak Zone who ranked them 5 years previously hence the places up or down signs. Lots of interesting behind the scenes info here too. I don't agree with a lot of these placings, but the top episodes I do concur. I agree Close Up , Ordeal and Dalotek Affair are poor...

Sam's car didn't make it back , it's broken down, Sam is underneath making repairs, Mrs Woodyard asleep again, Carrot opens door quietly and ushers Catweazle out. Catweazle runs off into woods. S( voice from under car) " this run seems to have done you some good Carrot " Ct " it has?" S " you...

Carrot hides Catweazle on floor of car at the back covered with a blanket. Ct " stay there, and stay quiet " Sam returns, S " where's mother?" Ct " she woke up and wanted to know where you were" S " what did you tell her?" Ct " the vicarage " S " why did you want to tell her that for" Ct "...

Potts opens front door to see Mrs Woodyard VP " hello " Mrs W " vicar, where is Sam" VP " oh that's his name, in my study getting very excited you know " Mrs W " is he indeed" VP " I've had a terrible time with him" Mrs W " he didn't tell me he was going to do it" VP " they never do you know...

Sam and Carrot arrive at the church, Mrs Woodyard still asleep. Sam and Carrot talk quietly, S " how long you going to be Carrot?" Ct " about ten minutes, why don't you go to the pub" S " sounds like a good idea, I'll see you back here" Sam leaves, Carrot sees the gardener Wilkins. Ct " which...

At the vicarage Catweazle is putting the phone receiver up to his ear, V " oh do stop playing with the telephone " C " I hear no voices....tis electrickery?" V " course it is now put it down" C " O great magician summon more voices with thy telling bone " The vicar places receiver back on...

Sam finally gets the car going, Carrot runs out shouting as Sam starts to drive off. Ct " SAM...SAM.." S " see got her started" Ct " what about the spin?". S " now?" Ct " yes now " S " alright you're on, get in, where do you want to go?" Ct " Bandon....Bandon church" The car just about goes...

V ( looking at book) " ah here it is, Hexwood Farm, George Bennett 5839" At Hexwood the phone in the hall rings, Carrot answers it. Ct " hello" V ( phone) " hello " Catweazle assumes he is being spoken to, C " hello" V ( to catw) " sshh..( phone) ..who is that speaking?" C " tis I " Ct " (...

At the vicarage Catweazle is shown in and offered seat by vicar. V " come in, sit down, ah...not there that's Shirley Temple's, don't know where she's got to, went out half an hour ago with Spencer Tracey....ah talk of the devil" C " which devil?! The vicar points to a tabby cat on armchair...

At Hexwood, G " if you want to get going Sam" S " thanks boss " George walks off, Sam tries to start motor, it won't start , S " you would wouldn't you " Sam gets out carrying starting handle when Carrot turns up on bike, he is looking glum. Ct " trouble Sam?" S " no no she's running perfect...

At the church the Vicar and Wilkins are on the roof, a ladder up against the spire, the Vicar halfway up it, Wilkins holding it...sort of. V " is it trouble with the police? Or financial difficulties?" Catweazle shakes head, V " whatever the problem is it can be solved " The ladder wobbles, V...

At Hexwood George takes a quizzical look at Sam's new car, a vintage banger parked in the yard. G " are you sure that things legal?" S " I paid £100 for her" G " they must have seen you coming " S " she's a jolly good little runner. She'll do 40 down Longview Hill" G " you can do 40 down...

A crowd has gathered below in the churchyard, the vicar turns up. V " stand back..he might be going to jump" Wilkins the vicarage gardener is at the head of the crowd. W " he's not going to jump, it's one of those publicity stunts if you ask me" V ( curtly) " Wilkins?! W " next thing one of...

Carrot in Castle Saburac; Ct " you may not be here in Castle Saburac but you've got to be somewhere. Bet you get the spell wrong anyway" Catweazle sure did get it wrong, he is clinging for dear life on top of a church spire. C" NOTHING WORKS " Geoffrey Bayldon is Catweazle

Continuing from previous episode. A dispirited Carrot climbs into Catweazle's water tank home of Castle Saburac, no sign of him since he mysteriously vanished after the Mrs Derringer escapade ( s01e06). Ct " Catweazle? I know you're somewhere, you can't have magiced yourself into the past...

Background- Catweazle, a magician of the black arts from 1066 escapes the invading Normans chasing him through the woods by jumping into a lake , and miraculously time travels to 1970 England . He is befriended by Edward Bennett , a young lad living on a farm with his dad. Edward known as Carrot...

Conflicting Emotions '83- Strait Old Line. Note- spelt " Strait" on album. See Ya Round '84 - One Mouth Is Fed. Kia Kaha.

Time And Tide '82 - Six Months In A Leaky Boat. Dirty Creature.

True Colours '80 - Poor Boy. Waiata/Corroboree '81 - I Don't Wanna Dance.

Dizrythmia '77 - Bold As Brass. Frenzy '79 -Hermit McDermitt.