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Catweazle lives in an old army water tank. A metal structure located in the woods. Now empty of water but makes a secure home for him. Twenty foot high , accessed by a ladder leading up to a bowl shaped top, a hatchway leads down into the interior. ( see below).

Carrot is in the farmyard at his dad's farm, his home, he is talking to farmhand Sam who is working on their tractor, named Lulu, which has broken down again. Sam loves F1 motor racing, S " in France they average over 100, but in Zandfort that's in the Netherlands, it's about 95" Ct " 95, is...

Eleanor and Maud live in a huge mansion, it's rented for the summer, belongs to a Sir Henry, abroad this time of year. Maud is outside washing down their car, a two seater open top sports car, Eleanor is in the dark room developing her pictures of the cottage. In one of them is Catweazle ...

Carrot and Catweazle are walking through the woods ,Catweazle head shaking muttering to himself. C" oh....people!" Ct " what's wrong with people " C " they make my head buzz " Ct " only because you're not used to them " C " no, and do not want to be" Ct " you're used to me though, so what do...

Carrot leaves out the back of the cottage, Catweazle follows carrying his bag of junk , but momentarily pokes his head out of the glassless window. Eleanor stops taking pictures, E " did you see him" Maud " who" E " there's someone in that house " George " are you sure" E " yeah" G " I'll take...

Carrot and Catweazle are in the ruins of a cottage about a mile from Hexwood Farm, Carrot's home. The cottage is dilapidated with no glass in any of the windows and the downstairs piled high with junk. Catweazle has a mailbag that he's filling up with rubbish that seems to interest him, much to...

Background- Catweazle, a magician of the black arts from 1066 escapes the invading Normans chasing him through the woods by jumping into a lake , and miraculously time travels to 1970 England . He is befriended by Edward Bennett , a young lad living on a farm with his dad. Edward known as...

In the marquee Archie is about to proclaim his marrow as the winner, when in walks Charles and Groome carrying their marrows. They are still large, but now about 2 feet long only. They place them on the table, Archie looking a bit sullen, he is not going to win , measures the two marrows. LyC...

In the main marquee Archie is judging the tomatoes, holding a tomato in each hand, he addresses the winner of this particular competition, an old lady. Ar " a very high standard , you obviously buy your tomato plants at Goodwin's Nurseries " Lady Collingford, Cedric and Mrs Gowdy watch on...

Lord Collingford and Groome meet halfway between their greenhouses. Gr " I have something to tell you your Lordship " LC " go ahead Groome " Gr " it's about my marrow " LC " go on" Gr" it's 10 feet long" LC " so is mine!!" They march off to Groome's greenhouse. The marrow doesn't seem to have...

At Duck Halt, Catweazle has brewed up another cauldron of potion, he has a bunch of bananas tied to a pole, he dips them in saying. C " bananas bananas...grow mighty bananas " Groome turns up at the fete, looking concerned as Archie approaches him still chuckling from his encounter with...

At the fete a van parks on the field near the marquee, the sign on the side of the van says GOODWINS NURSERIES, proprietor Archie Goodwin. Archie gets out, opens the back of his van and takes out a wooden crate full of vegetables , he sees Cedric. Ar " hello Cedric old boy, where's your dad...

Back at Lord Collingford's greenhouse the marrow like Groome's has smashed a window as it grows. Cedric and Catweazle look on. Cd " you've got to stop it!" C " stop it?!" Cd " how big is it going to get?" C " nay brother I know not" Cd " it's running amok, Catweazle you've got to do...

Groome has arrived back at his greenhouse, Gr "....four foot long....four foot long" But it isn't anymore, it's BIGGER and smashing it's way out of the greenhouse. Lord Collingford arrives at his greenhouse, the same thing, he stares at his marrow it's 6 feet long. Groome runs into...

In the main greenhouse Cedric is ready to pour potion on his father's marrow. Cd " sure you can spare it" C " take it my brother I am well again. It is a good potion, I have made it many times " Cd " when?" C " 900 years ago " Cd " erm..yes I know, okay here goes" Cedric starts pouring, Cd "...

In the grounds of King's Farthing everything is ready for the fete, tents are up, stalls are laid out, food and games stalls, everything for a fun afternoon at a country village fete. Catweazle is puzzled by a table with food on it , the food on plates are hot dogs. Catweazle picks one up...

Catweazle is on the ground sitting by a tree about 200 yards from the mansion, Cedric arrives with the bucket. C " has thou brought the magic stirrer" Cd " don't be silly, where would I plug it in" C " plug it in!?" Cd " I've mixed the potion for you" Catweazle has a red mug , he helps...

In the kitchen Groome is in the pantry secretly eating one of Mrs Gowdy's scones when in creeps Cedric, black bucket in hand with Catweazle's potion in it. He puts bucket on worktop and picks up electric cake mixer. Groome sneaks up behind him. Gr " here, what are you up to?" Cd " I'm mixing...

Back in the greenhouse, LC " colour is very good" LyC " anyone would think the entire Elderford show revolves around the marrow competition " LC " no blemishes anywhere " LyC " thank heavens it'll be decided one way or the other today" LC (lifting up marrow) " I wonder how much mine weighs "...

Gary Warren is Cedric In the kitchen at King's Farthing, Groome the handyman is at the sink with a black bucket of dark liquid, his special fertiliser. Mavis Gowdy the housekeeper is there too preparing food for the Elderford garden fete, to be held in the grounds of King's Farthing. MG "...