Fun Best Novelty Songs

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    Amityville (The House On The Hill) - Lovebug Starski



     
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    Mister Murray - Down Came The Rain - 1965 45rpm







     
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    They're Coming to Take me Away Lyrics



     
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    A big thanks to @Doctor Omega for fixing the image up top for me.
     
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    Thanks CSM. Anytime. :emoji_alien:
     
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    Keith Harris & Orville - Orville's Song


    Orville: I wish I could fly way up to the sky but I can't,

    Keith: You can,

    Orville: I can't!

    Orville: I wish I could see what folks see in me but I can't,

    Keith: You can,

    Orville: I can't!

    Keith: Look, Orville,

    Orville: Yes?

    Keith: Nothing that you can say Will change how I feel today: I know that we'll never part; Now hear what I'm saying, Orville?

    Orville: Yes?

    Keith: Who is your very best friend?

    Orville: You are.

    Keith: I'm gonna help you mend your broken heart.

    Orville: Thank you.

    Orville: I wish that I had a mummy and dad but I don't,

    Keith: You don't?

    Orville: I don't!

    Orville: I often pretend my sadness will end but it won't,

    Keith: It will,

    Orville: I won't!

    Keith: Look, Orville,

    Orville: Yes?

    Keith: Now that I'm here with you, There's nothing that you can't do, So why don't you make a start And hear what I'm saying, Orville?

    Orville: Yes?

    Keith: Who is your very best friend?

    Orville: You are.

    Keith: I'm gonna help you mend your broken heart.

    Orville: Ahhh...

    Orville: So does this mean although I'm green And not exactly bright, You want to care and will be there To tuck me in at night?

    Keith: Well, I'll always be there, Orville!

    Orville: The other birds laugh and say that I'm daft and I am,

    Keith: You're not!

    Orville: I am!

    Orville: They tease me a lot and call me a clot and I am,

    Keith: You're not!

    Orville: I am!

    Keith: Look, Orville?

    Orville: Yes?

    Keith: Nothing that you can say Will change how I feel today: I know that we'll never part; Now hear what I'm saying, Orville?

    Orville: Yes?

    Keith: Who is your very best friend?

    Orville: You are.

    Keith: I'm gonna help you mend your broken heart.


    [Spoken] Orville: Thank you. 'Cos I've got a broken heart, haven't I?

    Keith: Yes, I know, but I'm going to help you mend it.

    Orville: You, you will do it, won't you. You'll help me?

    Keith: Of course.

    Orville: 'Cos you love me, don't you?

    Keith: We all love you, Orville.

    Orville: How, how, how much do you love me?

    Keith: Ooh... this much!

    Orville: As much as that?

    Keith: Yeah.

    Orville: Ahhh... my broken heart.


    Orville the duck and Keith Harris 1982



     
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    Thank you for typing all that out!
     
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    Captain Beaky and his band


    The bravest animals in the land are Captain Beaky and his band
    That's Timid Toad, Reckless Rat, Artful Owl and Batty Bat
    They march through the woodlands singing songs
    That tell how they have righted wrongs

    Once Hissing Sid, an evil snake, kept the woodland folk awake
    In fear and trembling every night
    In case he gave someone a bite
    Said Artful Owl, 'We'll lie in wait
    And one of us will be the bait."
    Said Captain Beaky, "Have no fear! For I alone will volunteer!"

    "No, make it me!" Said Reckless Rat
    I'll stand there in my reckless hat
    When Hissing Sid picks up my trail,
    I'll just lasso him with my tail!"

    "Oh, good idea" said Timid Toad, "We'll hide a long way down the road.
    And when you've overcome resistance,
    We'll rush along to your assistance."

    Said Batty Bat, "I've got a wheeze!
    I'll fly and hide up in the trees!
    If Hissing Sid should slither by
    I'll drop a boulder from the sky!"

    Said Artful Owl, "The idea sound…how will you lift it off the ground?"
    Poor Batty Bat just scratched his head,
    "I hadn't thought of that," he said.

    Said Owl, "The rest of us hold back. There's only one that he'll attack."
    Said Timid Toad, "I like your plan."
    "Good luck," said Owl, "For you're the man!"

    So Timid Toad, his eyes a-popping,
    Into the woodland night went hopping
    Captain Beaky waved his hand, followed by his trusty band
    That's Artful Owl and Reckless Rat, and above the trees flew Batty Bat.

    "Stop!" Said Beaky, "I hear squeaking!"
    "It's Batty Bat" said Owl, "He's speaking!"
    "It's all in code," said Reckless Rat
    Said Owl, "I'll just decipher that."

    "A dash, a dot, two short, two long…
    I rather think we've got it wrong.
    It reads 'can clearly see the road,
    Hissing Sid has captured Toad!'"

    "Quick men!" said Beaky, "No delay!
    "You mustn't let him get away!"
    And leaping off, said "Follow me!"
    And ran head first into a tree.

    "Dot dot dot" squeaked Batty Bat.
    Said Beaky, "Quick! Decipher that!"
    Said Reckless Rat, "Perhaps we're gaining?"
    "No," said Owl. "He says…it's raining"

    Oh, how they ran to save poor Toad,
    For they must find that snake's abode
    Guided by old Batty Bat
    Dot dot go this way dash, go that!

    Then Hissing Sid's lair they spied
    Were they too late? Was he inside?
    Said Reckless Rat, "I'll get a pole
    And stop him going down his hole!"

    Then into sight the snake came hopping,
    Right past his hole, no sign of stopping
    Said Reckless Rat, "That's rather funny,
    "There's something jumping in his tummy."

    Said Captain Beaky, "Well I'm blowed!
    Hissing Sid has swallowed Toad!"
    And as the snake hopped out of sight,
    Off they chased into the night.

    At last they found him, tired and dizzy
    And pulled out Toad, who said "Where is he?
    For left alone, I felt quite sick,
    And hopped into a hollow stick

    Said Owl, "A clever step to take!
    You jumped into that slippery snake."
    "That was brave of Toad", said Rat
    "That's just my sort of plan!" said Bat

    Said Captain Beaky to his men,
    "Well we'll not see Hissing Sid again!"
    And as they marched off down the road,
    They sang in praise of Timid Toad

    Above them flew ol' Batty Bat,
    With his wings stretched out, like that
    Owl's idea, the clever fella
    To have a flying um-ber-ella



     
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    I remember both Orville and Captain Beaky bothering the top of the UK charts on their release. They might even have got to number one.
     
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    @Doctor Omega I completely forgot that this thread existed when I started the other exactly the same thread. Could we combine them?
     
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    I had completely forgotten it existed too CSM, until you found it. Have combined the two now. :emoji_alien:
     
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    Thanks, mate.
     
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    Benny Hill - Ernie (The Fastest Milkman In The West)



     
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    Grandad - Clive Dunn - 1970




     
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    Matchstalk men and matchstalk cats and dogs (with lyrics)




     
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    The Ying Tong Song - The Goons










    The Goons - I'm Walking Backwards for Christmas



     
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    "Snoopy vs. The Red Baron" - by The Royal Guardsmen in Full Dimensional Stereo



     
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    Shaddap You Face - Joe Dolce




     
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    The Wurzels ORIGINAL PROMO FILM "Combine Harvester" No1 June 12th 1976



     
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