Catweazle gets off his tricycle that he got from a junk shop earlier in this his second visit to 20th century England , he is carrying a glass jar filled with water with a couple of fish in it swimming about, and enters Duck Halt, the deserted railway station that is his home.
He places the jar on the floor to complete his search for examples of all 12 signs of the zodiac. He has them in a circle on the floor, including among others, a bath mat with a bowman motif on it , a armband with a goat logo on it, he has examples of all 12 signs.
He turns to Touchwood his toad.
C " the sign of the fish, 12 signs of the zodiac, the great quest is almost ended. Now I have them all. I shall fly."

He picks up his magician's stick and looks heavenwards.
C " Algar, Tetragram, Shempamparash, where is the 13th sign"
He listens for an answer from the deities.
C" where is the 13th sign?"
He turns to Touchwood,
C " Touchwood thou art my familiar, where is the sign"
The toad croaks,
C " thou mirksome kinded wimble , what use are thou?"

More croaking,
C " aye, none, may thy warts grow warts. Mayhap I must begin again. But where did thou begin again in this new world Catweazle?....( smiles)...the moat...and the magic power of water..yes!"
In the drawing room of King's Farthing Lord Collingford puts the phone down glumly, Lady Collingford and Cedric are there too.
LC " well, the bank won't help "
LyC " oh dear"
LC " we'll just have to think again "
LyC " I suppose we could sell the car"
LC " who to, a museum, we need 10,000 pounds. Trouble is I love the old place, don't really want to sell it "
Cd " what about the treasure?"
LC " please Cedric don't start that again there's a good chap"
Cd " but if we really searched"
LyC " no darling "
LC " my father once spent an entire summer digging up the croquet lawn, all he found was 8 arrowheads , 2 cannonballs and a key to the front door, people just aren't interested anymore in paying to see the historical weapons we have displayed here. I think they come here just to draw on the walls "
LyC " or throw cigarette packets into the moat"
LC " Groome is clearing them away now..( sighs)..don't suppose he'll be doing that next year."

He places the jar on the floor to complete his search for examples of all 12 signs of the zodiac. He has them in a circle on the floor, including among others, a bath mat with a bowman motif on it , a armband with a goat logo on it, he has examples of all 12 signs.
He turns to Touchwood his toad.
C " the sign of the fish, 12 signs of the zodiac, the great quest is almost ended. Now I have them all. I shall fly."

He picks up his magician's stick and looks heavenwards.
C " Algar, Tetragram, Shempamparash, where is the 13th sign"
He listens for an answer from the deities.
C" where is the 13th sign?"
He turns to Touchwood,
C " Touchwood thou art my familiar, where is the sign"
The toad croaks,
C " thou mirksome kinded wimble , what use are thou?"

More croaking,
C " aye, none, may thy warts grow warts. Mayhap I must begin again. But where did thou begin again in this new world Catweazle?....( smiles)...the moat...and the magic power of water..yes!"
In the drawing room of King's Farthing Lord Collingford puts the phone down glumly, Lady Collingford and Cedric are there too.
LC " well, the bank won't help "
LyC " oh dear"
LC " we'll just have to think again "
LyC " I suppose we could sell the car"
LC " who to, a museum, we need 10,000 pounds. Trouble is I love the old place, don't really want to sell it "
Cd " what about the treasure?"
LC " please Cedric don't start that again there's a good chap"
Cd " but if we really searched"
LyC " no darling "
LC " my father once spent an entire summer digging up the croquet lawn, all he found was 8 arrowheads , 2 cannonballs and a key to the front door, people just aren't interested anymore in paying to see the historical weapons we have displayed here. I think they come here just to draw on the walls "
LyC " or throw cigarette packets into the moat"
LC " Groome is clearing them away now..( sighs)..don't suppose he'll be doing that next year."

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