Fun Whoever Posts Last Wins!

[Janine The Barefoot]

...Freedom Is Not Worth Having If It Doesn´t Include The Freedom To Make Mistakes.....

Which is why, great and powerful OZ, you are in charge of this wild bunch of winged monkeys!

 

[ant-mac]

And some of us can do it simultaneously !

You can do it too?

I thought it was just me...

You do realize that every time you hit me with a particularly fun "challenge", that I am forced (oh the pain of it all!) to rise to that challenge don't you?!

Rise to the challenge?

Don't you mean sink?

"What's so funny about Pussy Galore?!" Because she really didn't get it at all! Pretty sure Dad just climbed under his chair and said he'd explain it later!

I hesitate to ask what she thought of Alotta Fagina in AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY (1997)...

whaaaaaaaa...

It's too late to do a dummy spit now.

 

[Janine The Barefoot]

Don't you mean sink?

Hmmmmm.... pretty sure I can do both of those simultaneously as well! But that is seriously challenging AM and makes me wonder about my ability to "keep my mouth shut under pressure!"

 

[ant-mac]

Hmmmmm.... pretty sure I can do both of those simultaneously as well! But that is seriously challenging AM and makes me wonder about my ability to "keep my mouth shut under pressure!"

What odds are you giving?

I can see an opportunity here to make some easy cash...

 

[TheSowIsMine]

Seriously, the pain one can have after a molar extraction...

 

[ant-mac]

OxyContin.

 

[Janine The Barefoot]

Seriously, the pain one can have after a molar extraction

A top, front-right (just behind the canine) taken out with chisel and hammer while conscious.... I kid you not!

OxyContin.

3 Vicodin & a martini! (and of course I was driving! )

... and look DeJ!!!! days without posting and then a twofer! And they say you can't teach old doggies new "trix"!

Weeeeee! Look at me go! Hurdle after hurdle and all by my own big self! (as you guys all know how seriously challenged I am)

 

[ant-mac]

(as you guys all know how seriously challenged I am)

You consider yourself challenging?

Nonsense - I've always found you to be very subdued.

Excuse me for a moment, I need to look up the word "subdued" in a dictionary. I'm not sure I'm using it correctly.

 

[Janine The Barefoot]

You consider yourself challenging?

No AM "challenged" as in "socially or technically inept"!.... I left that door wide open for you and you walked right past it? Senility or senselessness?!

 

[ant-mac]

No AM "challenged" as in "socially or technically inept"!.... I left that door wide open for you and you walked right past it? Senility or senselessness?!

Or perhaps there is a third possibility.

To paraphrase Davros, creator of the Daleks...

"I am afflicted with a conscience."

But don't worry, I'll be getting it removed just as soon as I can arrange an appointment at the local hospital for selective surgery.

 

[TheSowIsMine]

A top, front-right (just behind the canine) taken out with chisel and hammer while conscious.... I kid you not!

Im glad my molar came out in one piece. One side of my face looked like Richard Nixon for a few days.
The only thing is, a part of my tongue is still a bit numb from the local anaesthesia.

 

[ant-mac]

And if you meet anyone new before that anaesthesia wears off, they will probably think that you are intellectually challenged.

 

[TheSowIsMine]

Or a bit drunk.

 

[ant-mac]

Or suffering from a speech impediment.

 

[DeJoHnNiE]

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[Janine The Barefoot]

"I am afflicted with a conscience."

I wuv you buddy!

 

[ant-mac]

I wuv you buddy!

Does that mean you'll let me win?

 

[Janine The Barefoot]

they will probably think that you are intellectually challenged.

Or a bit drunk

Or suffering from a speech impediment.

Or a "Wacky Norwegian".

 

[ant-mac]

Or a "Wacky Norwegian".

Actually, in this modern era of new phrases, I believe the correct term is...

"Alternative sanity".

 

[High Plains Drifter]