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Okay, that does look awesome.

I'm down! That sounds awesome!

What Jeff Sessions said to ICE agents. Or it's Mad Max. "I think that the elements, as Dr. Watson said to Sherlock, "are coming together, sir." I was shopping for my wife, Bonnie (I buy most of her clothes). And Mrs. Pearl was in the same shop, and it just was an accident. Y'know, we started...

Just Can't Get Enough - Depeche Mode And it keeps getting the Trumps in trouble.

Here's something else about the jobs these immigrants are taking. No one here wants to do them. I worked for a year for a company who runs the huge industrialized hog farms. Horrible places with back-breaking work. And while you can find a lot of folks who will do the job when there's not much...

That's either The Exorcist, or audio from Sarah Huckabee Sanders' first time. :emoji_wink: "And I-I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And and I told Don too, because...

Dr. No. "Let's hear you call Boris Karloff a cocksucker."

Ah, the library. Did you know that if you sit outside in your van with a bowl full of candy to hand out to kids after story hour, they will call the cops on you? Yeah, my friend brainsaw_setle1 had that happen. Poor guy. The 48 hours in lockup with Jerry the guy who lives in the crack house was...

You Nazty Spy (1940) And Russian, and North Korean...

(You Will) Set The World On Fire - David Bowie And yet, Trump didn't heed the warning.

I love the first three or four seasons of the original run. After that, Roseanne started to buy into her own hype, and thought herself the only relevant part of the show. Plus, she got the facelift, and suddenly couldn't smile anymore. Then the last two seasons were utter shit. I had to work the...

Oh, you mean how immigrants who were legally attempting to seek asylum in states with asylum status are being thrown into concentration camps and families are being split apart, while the liar-in-chief blames Democrats for it, saying it's their law that he's following, even though the law is a...

I'm out.

That was hilarious.

That's awesome! Thanks, @High Plains Drifter!

As opposed to many other places in the world, here in the US, it is customary to give a gratuity to food servers. The main reason for this is that restaurants are allowed by law to pay a lower wage to servers due to the fact that they supplement their wages with tips. A main argument for this is...

Today it was a cup o' ramen. Because even cheap ramen is better than no ramen.