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    Fun Which is the Worst Skywalker Trilogy?

    I remember seeing it in the theatre as a lad, and I thought it was cool. Later, I also thought it repetitive. And then there were at least a half dozen other super weapons in the EU which were stand-ins for the Death Star, which again proves why it's not all bad that those stories are classified...
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    Fun Which is the Worst Skywalker Trilogy?

    Know that I'm saying all of this as one of the biggest Star Wars fans you have ever met. As far as I'm concerned, the weakest of the trilogies is the prequels. I say this for several reasons. First is that the original trilogy was brilliant. Yes, we have heard the stories of how Jedi could have...
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    Fun Weird movie on Up All Night or MonsterVision?

    I have not, but I must now!
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    Fun Weird movie on Up All Night or MonsterVision?

    Ha. You don't know scary until you've seen him as the hermaphrodite villain in Never Too Young To Die.
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    Fun Weird movie on Up All Night or MonsterVision?

    Which is an absolute classic! If you have not seen this film, you must rectify it immediately! Go ahead, I'll wait.
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    Review Batman & Robin (1997)

    I love Alex Ross' work. The man is so talented.
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    News Masters of the Universe (2021)

    Um... Huh.... What... Wait, why... Hmmm. Allow me a moment to ponder this like a mature adult....oh fuck that! This is going to suck the sweaty, hairy testicles of a longshoreman!
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    Fun Universal Monsters

    Boy, does that advert take me back.
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    Review The Shining (1980)

    Well, if one also looks at the novel as well as the movie, then we see that there is a supernatural presence. In fact, due to most of King's works taking place in the same universe, we have to accept the supernatural as fact. Again, this is if you look at the literary source. It could be...
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    Review Doctor Who in Print!

    Sadly, nothing new. This is the same bullshit I hear when the new batch of fans go on about the old fanboys like myself. I know I sound like a broken record, but the new fans need to understand that they wouldn't have the fandoms if it weren't for the old fans who kept it alive.
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    Review Howard the Duck (1986)

    Ecstatic. Here are some other things you may or may not have thought of in the realm of sci-fi/fantasy (I don't sleep much, so these things just pop in my head - you're welcome): -Human/Ewok gangbang -Where are the genitals on a Hutt -Does Kirk use a Tribble instead of a feather -Do Klingons...
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    Review Howard the Duck (1986)

    Well, at least there wasn't a great character actor who would later be found to horde child pornog....oh, um, never mind. Am I the only one who wanted to see how far she would actually go with Howard? I mean, you know, merely for academic purposes.
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    Review Howard the Duck (1986)

    Not at all. I love that movie. But it still makes a lot of "worst comic book movie" lists. Personally, as far as comic book movies go, I would rather see this than Ghost World, and everyone praises that film.
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    Review Howard the Duck (1986)

    I think that there are two issues. First, the Lucasfilm movie is still considered so bad that it would overshadow any movie they tried to make. Second, I don't know that the type of movie that would befit the comics character would fit in with the MCU.
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    Review BLAKE'S 7: SEEK, LOCATE, DESTROY - Episode 06

    In a world where modern television gives us two-hours premieres, whereupon we are given the backstories of every character, and their drives and goals. And yet here, it takes six episodes to finally get to our antagonists, Servalan and Travis. Servalan isn't a buxom bombshell, but an interesting...
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    Fun Toys & Games

    I have never heard of this line, but now I want to go on a search for them!
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    Fun So... Ermm.... Who WAS Snoke?

    His name's Frank. He used to live down the street from me. He wasn't married, and always let young boys hang out at his house. He gave them soda and ice cream pops. Then, one day, he disappeared. No one saw him move, but he wasn't there anymore. And a lot of those young boys ended up in therapy...
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    Fun Doug Quaid: Was It All a Dream?

    While it can certainly be seen either way, I believe it's real. When he talks to his coworker about doing the virtual vacation, and he tries to talk him out of it, the coworker has a look of concern on his face. Not so much one that says "This guy needs help" or "I couldn't care less about your...
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    Fun Why Didn't Taylor Realise the Truth Sooner?

    I don't consider it a plothole since at the time, all aliens spoke English, little to no accent (at least Doctor Who and Hitchhiker's Guide gave explanations). And since Heston was one of those Muricans who thought that everyone in the universe spoke English and had a gun fetish, he wouldn't...
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    Fun What TV Shows Are You Watching/Rewatching at the Moment?

    After a week where my mom basically had to drag me out of bed to go to school, my sister and I would be up at the crack of dawn (and did Dawn get mad about that, let me tell you) on Saturday mornings to watch cartoons. Cereal bowl and toast accompanied six hours of mind-numbing animated...
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