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Bob Fossil

Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson in the anarchic Bottom. Click here for Bottom

Richie and Eddie stripped by burglars, a mousetrap placed between their legs, and a note. Richie. " what does the note say" Eddie" Sue Carpenter" Both " mmmm, sexy, OH NO!!"

Disconnecting a gas pipe to cover up stealing next door 's gas supply doesn't end well. Gas Man " a strange reading from your meter, 000.0000" Gasman " the kettle on?, how do you heat it?" Richie" we have our tea cold"

Richie wins the " how much custard can you hold in your underpants" tournament. The furry honeypot adventure turns out not to be the porno film that was hoped, but a cartoon with bunny rabbits....and ends up.... Xmas drinks for everyone.

Richie " mash the potatoes Eddie" Eddie " we don't have a masher" Richie " well, use your head" Richie " tell me Eddie what exactly is caviar?" Eddie. " fish poo, it comes out of a very expensive fish's bottom."

Richie cuts a finger off while cooking the Xmas dinner. Richie " Eddie my finger!!!stop the bleeding apply a tourniquet" Eddie " righty ho"

Eddie wasted housekeeping money buying a magic bean from a conman. Richie's thong is a bit tight, it needs pliers to get it off, Eddie to the rescue.

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