Fun A Fake News Thread!

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    Breaking news just in from the White House, Washington DC.

    It has been confirmed by White House spokes droid, Mister Sean Hot N’ Spicey, that an alien spacecraft has in fact landed in the Rose Garden section of the White House grounds. It appears that the alien space vessel looked exactly like one of those silver flying saucers that you see in one of those old black and white sci-fi films that were made back in the 1950s. When they emerged, the aliens disabled all of the weapons trained on them by security staff and claimed that they came in peace.

    When asked if they wished to be taken “to our leader”, the aliens declined the invitation and said that they had just come to pick up their leader, who had apparently been visiting our planet on summer vacation. When questioned about this strange new development in interplanetary affairs, the President of the United States of American, Mister Donald J Trump refused to comment, beyond uttering the cryptic comments, “"Na-Nu Na-Nu" and "Shazbot".

    He then quickly left the White House briefing room, mumbling something about being late for an "anal probe”.
     
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    Breaking news just in from the private company, Silicon Tits N’ Bits, in the southern portion of the San Francisco Bay Area, in California.

    Professor IC Wieners has just announced that he has finally completed his lifelong mission of successfully building a perpetual motion machine to provide the world with free, everlasting, clean energy. When asked what had motivated him to undertake this incredible and selfless act for the sake of Humanity, Professor IC Wieners replied: “For the cash and the hot babes of course. Sexy girls love nerds - especially rich ones!”

    When it was pointed out to him that due to his design specifications, the perpetual motion machines - or PMMs - would last practically forever and would never need to be replaced, the Professor suddenly realized that his dreams of being a rich man were dashed. His company would only ever be able to sell one PMM to each customer, with no chance of ever selling the same customer a replacement. In brief, his company, Silicon Tits N’ Bits would go bust in a very short while.

    Upon this shocking realization, Professor IC Wieners spent five minutes cursing and swearing at the assembled journalists, before he stomped out of the room, muttering something about having to cancel the purchase of a new yacht and a holiday to Tahiti with the entire Dallas Cowboys’ cheerleading squad.
     
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    Where's Gort?
    And Roy Batty will be saying that at some point this year...
     
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    My most anticipated movie this year.
     
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    Just a shame about the title.

    I preferred it when the title was BLADE RUNNER DOWN.
     
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    And on with fake news LaLa land won best picture :emoji_astonished: seriously that was a huge mess up I not seen either film but congrats moonlight and comisations to LaLa land getting told you won and then oh wait no you didn't is really bad as is the fact that moonlight didn't get their momant when it won.
     
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