"And as for Jessica Lange... My god was that woman irritating in that film! As King Kong was carrying her through the jungle back to his territory, I was actually shouting at the TV set, "For fucks sake, just eat the bitch! And I don't mean in a good way..." For me personally, the only amusing thing she did in the entire film was comment on the fact that she was one of the only women to ever be saved by DEEP THROAT (1972). I refer to the film, not the act." Gawd am I glad to know I'm not the only one who feels that way about La Lange. I sometimes think I'm one of the five people on the planet who has never been sold on her as an actress. Even the best thing she's done, Titus, looked pretty much as if her 'performance' had been largely stitched together in the editing room. And I've had the dubious pleasure of being totally underwhelmed by her in live performance in The Glass Menagerie. Your post, BTW, made me laugh so hard I nearly got caught out by my co-workers just now.