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Discussion in 'Books' started by Doctor Omega, Mar 20, 2017.
What would the possible titles be?
Days and a few nights of Hell
The title would be the same as what the girl at the paper shop tells me each week when I get my X-Lotto ticket checked:
NO WINS YET.
The follow up will be called:
THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT WEEK.
Alternatively, I could also call it what my pretty young neighbour said to me last week:
GET OUT! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN HERE! AND STOP PHOTOGRAPHING ME WHILE I'M NAKED!
A few that I can think of:
HOW TO FAIL IN LIFE WITHOUT REALLY TRYING
MEMOIRS OF A COMPLETE NOBODY
THE SECRETS TO THE MYSTERY OF LIFE (or Pay $24.99 and Read 247 Pages of Bullshit)
THINGS I'VE EATEN FROM THE BACK OF THE FRIDGE THAT SMELLED BAD BUT DIDN'T KILL ME
IS THAT ANT-MAC SITTING IN THE MAPLE TREE OUTSIDE MY BEDROOM WINDOW AND OTHER POEMS THAT DON'T RHYME
I was a horny pirate.
"Please Don't Read This"
I thought about writing a semi-fictionalized story where my proxy would be named Norman, family name Lindt having been simplified to Lint at Ellis Island. Title of the book, 'The Exciting World of Lint'.
edit - and my epitaph will read "Wait, I think I get it now-"