Fun The Title of Your Autobiography?

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  1. Doctor Omega

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    What would the possible titles be?


     
  2. mustang2006

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    Days and a few nights of Hell
    just kidding.........
     
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  3. ant-mac

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    The title would be the same as what the girl at the paper shop tells me each week when I get my X-Lotto ticket checked:

    NO WINS YET.

    The follow up will be called:

    THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT WEEK.

    Alternatively, I could also call it what my pretty young neighbour said to me last week:

    GET OUT! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN HERE! AND STOP PHOTOGRAPHING ME WHILE I'M NAKED!
     
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    A few that I can think of:

    HOW TO FAIL IN LIFE WITHOUT REALLY TRYING

    MEMOIRS OF A COMPLETE NOBODY

    THE SECRETS TO THE MYSTERY OF LIFE (or Pay $24.99 and Read 247 Pages of Bullshit)

    THINGS I'VE EATEN FROM THE BACK OF THE FRIDGE THAT SMELLED BAD BUT DIDN'T KILL ME

    IS THAT ANT-MAC SITTING IN THE MAPLE TREE OUTSIDE MY BEDROOM WINDOW AND OTHER POEMS THAT DON'T RHYME
     
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    I was a horny pirate.
     
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    "Please Don't Read This"
     
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    I thought about writing a semi-fictionalized story where my proxy would be named Norman, family name Lindt having been simplified to Lint at Ellis Island. Title of the book, 'The Exciting World of Lint'.

    edit - and my epitaph will read "Wait, I think I get it now-"
     
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    #7 Simian Jack, Mar 11, 2018
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