Fun A, B, C's Of Film Titles

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    I - Inglorious Basterds (2009)

    Back when they knew how to take care of Nazis.
     
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    THE JANUARY MAN (1989)

    He's not looking so hot in November.

    Mind you, he was already past his best by February.
     
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    K - Kaboom (2011)

    What we may or may not hear when WWIII finally happens.
     
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    It depends whether we end with a bang or a whimper.

    Of course, that could apply to more than one category...

    LADY IN A CAGE (1964)

    Melania Trump in Trump Tower.

    Poor diddums...
     
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    M - Man Who Knew Too Little, The (1997)

    These jokes write themselves.
     
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    N - NOT WITHOUT MY DAUGHTER (1991)

    The story of forbidden love involving Donald Trump...

    I'll let you fill in the blanks.
     
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    O - Only The Young (2012)

    Because "age of consent" is too old for these guys.
     
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    P - PANIC ROOM (2002)

    What they're now calling the oval office, since Donald Trump took over.
     
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    Q - Queen, The (2006)

    Please, Your Majesty! Please take us back! We're sorry for everything! Make America Great Britain Again!
     
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    Instead of MAGA, how about MAGGOT?

    Makes Americans Grateful - Get Out Trump!

    R - THE RUSSIA HOUSE.

    It's easy to find. It's located at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
     
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    S - Slither (2006)

    Maggot, indeed.
     
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    Well, apart from being a clever acronym, it also succinctly characterizes my opinion of Donald Trump as an individual and his presidency as a whole. His administration is full of maggots who are feeding off the decaying remains of a country that they've helped to kill...

    T - TOTAL RECALL (2012)

    Something that Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III will never possess...
     
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    U - Usual Suspects, The (1995)

    Meuller is investigating them as we speak.
     
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    Shit! I didn't realize he'd be investigating Kevin Spacey as well. :emoji_astonished:

    Although now that I think about it... :emoji_wink:

    V - VANISHING POINT (1971)

    The point at which Donald Trump - having run around, faster and faster, in ever decreasing circles - finally vanishes up his own arsehole to avoid the Mueller investigation.
     
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    W - We Bought A Zoo (2011)

    Nope. But some foolish people voted one in.
     
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    X-MEN: APOCALYPSE (2016)

    Apparently, the apocalypse happened in 2016...

    Did anyone notice? :emoji_wink:
     
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    You Nazty Spy (1940)

    And Russian, and North Korean...
     
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    ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE (1981)

    Not that there's anything wrong with that. :emoji_wink:
     
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