The talent show judge looked up at the contestant and said: "When you said you were going to saw a woman in half, I thought you meant you were a magician!"
The talent show judge looked up at the contestant and said: "When you said you were going to saw a woman in half, I thought you meant you were a magician!"
The MC at the terrorists' award ceremony said: "And the prize for this year's most effective suicide bomber goes to... Oh, he can't be with us this evening..."
The doctor looked down at his patient and said: "Before I tell you how the surgery went, I just want you to be aware of something. In my colleague's handwriting, the words 'tonsils' and 'genitals' look absolutely identical..."
