Fun A, B, C's Of Film Titles

ant-mac

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N - NIXON (1995)

Who would have thought that one day we'd end up with a POTUS that made Nixon look good?
 

chainsaw_metal1

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O - One Hour Photo (2002)

You remember how lovable Robin Williams was in all of his films? Like, he made you laugh and laugh, and you just wanted to go up to him and give him a big hug?

Then there was this film. And you wanted to shower in bleach.
 

ant-mac

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P - PLANET OF THE APES (1968)

The film that catapulted Donald Trump to fame. It was real lucky that the filmmakers were able to save all that money on makeup and prosthetics when they got him to play Doctor Zaius.
 

chainsaw_metal1

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R - Robin Hood (2010)

Hollywood goes out of its way to hire historians to make sure settings, artifacts, and weaponry are accurate, only to have writers and directors throw it out for "artistic licence".
 

ant-mac

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Hollywood goes out of its way to hire historians to make sure settings, artifacts, and weaponry are accurate, only to have writers and directors throw it out for "artistic licence".
I think your use of the word "artistic" is a bit of a stretch under the circumstances.

S - THE SECRET OF MY SUCCESS (1987)

The story of how Donald Trump succeeded - despite his repeated displays of unparalleled incompetence. He inherited a vast fortune from his father, committed countless acts of fraud, lied to countless people and finally betrayed his country to the Russians...

Simple really - just like him.
 

ant-mac

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U - UNDER SIEGE (1992)

The current state of the USA - and a large portion of the rest of the world - under Trump's presidency.
 

chainsaw_metal1

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V - Valkyrie (2007)

IMDForums does not condone the assassination of elected officials via bombing.

(You know, just in case...premeditated gets thrown around in court way too easily)
 

ant-mac

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IMDForums does not condone the assassination of elected officials via bombing.
Who told you that? :emoji_wink:

WATERWORLD (1995)

The story of the adventures of a rich American businessman staying at an upmarket hotel in Moscow, with only a couple of Russian hookers for company.
 

ant-mac

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Y - THE YOUNG AMERICANS (1993)

A group of individuals who can no longer afford to have dreams, because if the government thinks they're dreamers, they'll be deported.
 

chainsaw_metal1

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C - Capoote (2005)

Another gay man writing left leaning books. Probably involved in the fake news industry. Sad.

(Wow, it actually physically hurt to talk like that)
 

ant-mac

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E - Excalibur (1981)

Strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government.
It still sounds better than what Trump has to offer.

F - FULL CONFESSION (1939).

I hope that Robert Mueller will not stop until he obtains this from every current and former member of Trump's team...
 

ant-mac

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H - HANG 'EM HIGH (1968).

What they should do to every last one of them, after they've got their FULL CONFESIONS...
 
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