I would love to have been there on the day that Eric Saward sat down with JNT in his office, Gary Downie, partner and production unit manager, in the background, with Eric desperately wishing to discuss the latest script problems - only to have JNT swivel in his chair, turn to Eric and say: "You know what my show needs, more than anything!"
"What's that?" asked Eric, his throat dry.
"A cook book!" practically screamed John, the colours on his shirt dazzling and hurting Eric's eyes.
"Here's one I wrote earlier!" shmoozed Gary quietly in the background with his silkily soft voice....
A single, solitary tear ran painfully down Eric's face and he knew that somehow, someway, he had to get out of this madhouse...