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    Have you heard that they've recently released condoms especially designed for those who suffer from premature ejaculation...

    Apparently the inside is coated with a strong anaesthetic to provide the user with a numbing sensation that allows them to last longer.

    Or you could turn the condom inside-out and then you wouldn't have to worry about waking anyone up...
     
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    I really like kids...

    I'm not saying I could eat a whole one in a single sitting, but I'd give it a go.
     
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    How can you tell if someone's a vegan?

    Just wait... They'll tell you.
     
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    DIE HARD - The story of a man who passes away while testing erection dysfunction medication.
     
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    Vice-President Dick Cheney is briefing President George W Bush on the war in Iraq.

    "And unfortunately, Mister President, three Brazilian soldiers were killed during an allied operation today."

    Suddenly, Bush grabs his head in his hands and shakes it from side-to-side, while moaning out loud. "Oh my god! Oh my god!"

    Cheney looks at him in surprise. "What's wrong, Mister President?"

    Bush looks up at him in dread. "How many is a Brazilian?"
     
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    I had to take the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector. All that beeping gave me a headache and made me feel dizzy.
     
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    If it ever came down to a choice of saving an infant or catching a fly ball, a woman will always choose to save the infant without even considering if there was a man on base.
     
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