Fun The Joke Thread

[ant-mac]

MORE FUNNY NAMES…

Ella Vader (Elevator)

Elle O'Quent (Eloquent)

Ellie Noise (Illinois)

Ellis Dee (LSD)

Elmer Sklue (Elmer's Glue)

Emma Roids (Haemorrhoids)

Eric Shun (Erection)

Evan Lee Arps (Heavenly Harps)

Evans Gayte (Heavan's Gate)

Eve Hill (Evil)

Eve Ning (Evening)

Eve O'Lution (Evolution)

Ewan Whatarmy (You and What Army?)

Faye Kinnitt (Faking It)

Faye Slift (Face Lift)

Faye Tallity (Fatality)

Fletcher Bisceps (Flex Your Biceps)

Frank Furter (Frankfurter)

Freida Convict (Free the Convict)

Frank N Stein (Frankenstein)

 

[ant-mac]

MORE FUNNY NAMES…

Gabe Asher (Gay Basher)

Gabe Barr (Gay Bar)

Gene E Yuss (Genius)

Gene Poole (Gene Pool)

Ginger Vitis (Gingivitis)

Gil T Azell (Guilty as Hell)

Gladys Eeya (Glad to See Ya)

Gus Comzadia (Gas Comes Outta Ya)

Gus Tofwin (Gust of Wind)

Hal E Luya (Hallelujah)

Hal Jalikakick (How'd ya like a kick)

Hammond Eggs (Ham and Eggs)

Hank E Panky (Hanky Panky)

Harmon Ikka (Harmonica)

Harris Mint (Harassment)

Harrison Fire (Hair is on Fire)

Harry Balzac (Hairy Ball Sack)

Harry Weiner (Hairy Wiener)

Hayden Seek (Hide & Seek)

Haywood Jablowme (Hey, Would You Blow Me?)

 

[ant-mac]

MORE FUNNY NAMES…

Haywood Jashootmee (Hey Would You Shoot Me?)

Hein Noon (High Noon)

Helen Back (Hell and Back)

Helena Hanbaskett (Hell In A Hand Basket)

Henador Titzhoff (He Gnawed Her Tits Off)

Herbie Hind (Her Behind)

Herb E Side (Herbiside)

Herbie Voor (Herbivore)

Holden Mcgroin (Holding My Groin)

Holly Dayin (Holiday Inn)

Holly Wood (Hollywood)

Homan Provement (Home Improvement)

Homer Sexual (Homosexual)

Howard I No (How Would I Know?)

Howe D Pardner (Howdy Partner)

Hu Flung Pu (Who Flung Poo?)

Huang Annsaw (Wrong Answer)

Hugh Beeotch (You Bitch)

Hugh deMann (You Da Man!)

Hugh G Rection (Huge Erection)

 

[ant-mac]

MORE FUNNY NAMES…

Hugh Jass (Huge Ass)

Hugh Mungous (Humungous)

Hugo First (You Go First)

Hy Gene (Hygiene)

Ida Whana (I Don't Want to)

Igor Beaver (Eager Beaver)

Ilene Dover (I Leaned Over)

Ima B Leever (I'm A Believer)

IP Freehly (I Pee Freely)

Ira Fuse (I Refuse)

I Ron Stomach (Iron Stomach)

Ivana Humpalot (I Want to Hump A Lot)

Ivan Itchinanus (I Hate an Itching Anus)

Ivana Kutchukokoff (I Wanna Cut Your Cock Off)

Ivana Tinkle ( I Want to Tinkle)

Izzy Backyet (Is He Back Yet?)

Izzy Cumming (Is He Cumming)

Jack Dupp (Jacked Up)

Jack Koff (Jack Off)

Jack Pot (Jackpot!)

 

[ant-mac]

MORE FUNNY NAMES…

Jacques Strap (Jock Strap)

Jan U Wharry (January)

Jane Linkfence (Chain Link Fence)

Jaqueline Hyde (Jekyll and Hyde)

Jawana Die (Do Ya Wanna Die?)

Jay Walker (Jay Walker)

Jeanette Akenja-Nearing (Genetic Engineering)

Jed I Knight (Jedi Knight)

Jeff Healitt (Did Ya Feel It?)

Jenny Tull (Genital)

Jerry Atrics (Geriatrics)

Jim Nasium (Gymnasium)

Joanna Hand (D'ya Want a Hand?)

Joe Czarfunee (Jokes Are Funny)

Joe King (Joking)

Jose Frayed (Who's Afraid)

Juan De Hattatime(One Day at a Time)

Juan Fortharoad (One For the Road)

Juan Nightstand (One Night Stand)

Juana Bea (Wanna-Be)

 

[ant-mac]

MORE FUNNY NAMES…

Justin Case (Just in Case)

Justin Credible (Just Incredible)

Kareem O'Weet (Cream of Wheat)

Kaye Ken Cofe (Cake and Coffee)

Kay Neine (Canine)

Kay O'Pectate (Kaopectate)

Ken Oppenner (Can Opener)

Kenitra Bush (Can I Eat Your Bush)

Kenny Dewitt (Can He Do It?)

Kenny Fakur (Can he Fuck her)

Kent Cook (Can't Cook)

Kim Payne Slogan (Campaign Slogan)

Kimmy Head (Give Me Head)

Lance Lyde (Landslide)

Laura Lynn Hardy (Laurel and Hardy)

Lee Keyrear (Leaky Rear)

Lee Nover (Lean Over)

Len DeHande (Lend a Hand)

Leo Tarred (Leotard)

Lily Livard (Lily Livered)

 

[ant-mac]

MORE FUNNY NAMES…

Lisa Neucar (Lease a New Car)

Liz Onnia (Lasagne)

Lou Briccant (Lubricant)

Lon Moore (Lawn Mower)

Luke Adam Go (Look at Him Go)

Lou Sirr (Loser)

Lou Stooth (Loose Tooth)

Louise E Anna (Louisiana)

Lowden Clear (Loud and Clear)

Luke Atmyass (Look At My Ass)

Luna Tick (Lunatic)

Lyle Ike Adogg (Lie Like a Dog)

Lynn Guini (Linguini)

Lynn Meabuck (Lend Me a Buck)

Mabel Syrup (Maple Syrup)

Madame Crotch (My Damn Crotch)

Madka Owdiseez (Mad Cow Disease)

Manuel Labor (Manual labor)

Marcus Absent (Mark Us Absent)

Marge Innastraightline (March in a Straight Line)

 

[ant-mac]

MORE FUNNY NAMES…

Marion Money (Marrying Money)

Mark Mywords (Mark My Words)

Mark Z Spot (Mark The Spot)

Marsha Dimes (March of Dimes)

Martha Fokker (Motherfucker)

Mary Christmas (Merry Christmas)

Mary Gold (Marigold)

Mary Juana (Marijuana)

Mary Ott (Marriot)

Mary Thonn (Marathon)

Master Bates (Masturbates)

May I Tutchem (May I Touch Them?)

May O'Nays (Mayonnaise)

Max E Mumm (Maximum)

Max E Pad (Maxi Pad)

Megan Bacon (Makin' Bacon)

Mel Keetehts (Milky Tits)

Melissa Tothis (Ma, Listen to This)

Mel Practiss (Malpractice)

Michael Toris (My Clitoris)

 

[ant-mac]

MORE FUNNY NAMES…

Michelle Lynn (Michelin)

Midas Well (Might As Well)

Mike Hunt (My Cunt)

Mike Ockhurts (My Cock Hurts)

Mike Ocksmall (My Cock's Small)

Mike Rohsopht (Microsoft)

Mike Rotchburns (My Crotch Burns)

Milly Meter (Millimetre)

Minnie Skurt (Miniskirt)

Miss Alanius (Miscellaneous)

Misty Meanor (Misdemeanour)

Mitch Again (Michigan)

Miya Buttreaks (My Butt Reeks)

Moe DeLawn (Moe the Lawn)

Moe Lester (Molester)

Moe Skeeto (Mosquito)

Moe Telsiks (Motel Six)

Mary Ott (Marriot)

Mort Tallity (Mortality)

Myra Maines (My Remains)

 

[ant-mac]

MORE FUNNY NAMES…

Mysha Long (My Shlong)

Nadia Seymour (Now do you see more?)

Nida Lyte (Need a Light)

Neil B Formy (Kneel Before Me)

Neve Adda (Nevada)

Nick L Andime (Nickel and Dime)

Nick O'Teen (Nicotine)

Nick Ovtime (Nick Of Time)

Oliver Closeoff (All of her Clothes Off)

Ophelia Titzoff (I'll Feel Your Tits Off)

Opie Umsgood (Opium's Good)

Otto B Kilt (Ought to be Killed)

Otto Whackew (Ought to Whack You)

Paige Turner (Page Turner)

Papa Boner (Pop a Boner)

Pat Myckok (Pat My Cock)

Patty Meltt (Patty Melt)

Patty O'Furniture (Patio Furniture)

Pearl E Gates (Pearly Gates)

Pearl E White (Pearly White)

 

[ant-mac]

MORE FUNNY NAMES…

Peppy Roni (Pepperoni)

Pete Zaria (Pizzeria)

Peter Pantz (Peed her pants)

Phil A Delphia (Philadelphia)

Phil Atio (Fellatio)

Phil DeGrave (Fill the grave)

Phil Down (Feel Down)

Phil McCracken (Fill My Crack In)

Phil Myez (Feel My Ass)

Phil Mypockets (Fill my pockets)

Phillip McCrevice (Fill up my Crevice)

Phyllis Schlong (Feel his Shlong)

Polly Esther Pantts (Polyester Slacks)

Poppa Woody (Pop A Woody)

Pussy Galore (Well?!)

Quimby Ingmeen (Quit Being Mean)

Quint S Henschel (Quintessential)

Quinton Chingme (Quit Touching Me)

Quinton Plates (Contemplates)

Rachel DeScrimination (Racial Discrimination)

 

[ant-mac]

MORE FUNNY NAMES…

Ray N Carnation (Reincarnation)

Ray Pugh (Rape You)

Renee Sance (Renaissance)

Rick Kleiner (Recliner)

Rick O'Shea (Ricochet)

Rip Tile (Reptile)

Rita Book (Read a Book)

Robin DCraydle (Robbing the Cradle)

Robin Banks (Robbing Banks)

Robin Meeblind (Robbing Me Blind)

Ron A Muck (Run Amuck)

Ruben Mycock (Rubbing My Cock)

Russell Ingleaves (Rustling Leaves)

Sadie Word (Say the Word)

Sal Ami (Salami)

Sal Sage (Sausage)

Sal T Penuz (Salty Penis or Peanuts)

Sam Manilla (Salmonella)

Sam Pull (Sample)

Sam Dayoulpay (Someday You'll Pay)

 

[ant-mac]

MORE FUNNY NAMES…

Sam Urai (Samurai)

Samson Night (Samsonite)

Sarah Doctorinthehouse (Is There a Doctor in the House)

Scott Shawn DeRocks (Scotch on the Rocks)

Seaman Sample (Semen Sample)

Seymour Butts (See more butts)

Sheeza Freak (She's a Freak)

Sheri Cola (Cherry Cola)

Sherman Wadd Evver (Sure Man, Whatever)

Shirley Knot (Surely not?)

Shirley U Jest (Surely You Jest)

Sid Down (Sit Down)

Sir Fin Waves (Surfin' Waves)

Stacey Rhect (Stays Erect)

Stan Dup (Stand up)

Stu Padasso (Stupid Asshole)

Stu Pitt (Stupid)

Sue Case (Suitcase)

Sue E Side (Suicide)

Sue Permann (Superman)

 

[ant-mac]

MORE FUNNY NAMES…

Sue Shi (Sushi)

Sue Ridge (Sewage)

Sue Yourazzof (Sue Your Ass Off)

Tanya Hyde (Tan Your Hide)

Tara Newhall (Tear a New Hole)

Tate Urchips (Tater Chips)

Ted E Baer (Teddy Bear)

Telly Vision (Television)

Teresa Green (Trees are Green)

Tess Tickle (Testicle)

Tim Burr (Timber)

Tina See (Tennessee)

Titus Balsac (Tightest Ball Sack)

Torah Hyman (Tore a Hymen)

Ty Tannick (Titanic)

Ty Tass (Tight Ass)

Tyrone Shoes (Tie Your Own Shoes)

Ulee Daway (You Lead the Way)

UP Freehly (You Pee Freely)

Val Crow (Velcro)

 

[ant-mac]

MORE FUNNY NAMES…

Val Lay (Valet)

Val Veeta (Velveeta)

Vlad Tire (Flat Tire)

Walter Melon (Watermelon)

Warren Piece (War and Peace)

Wayne Deer (Reindeer)

Wayne Kerr (Wanker)

Willie Maykit (Will He Make It?)

Wilma Leggrowbach (Will My Leg Grow Back?)

Winnie Bago (Winnebago)

Winnie Dipoo (Winnie the Pooh)

Woody U No (What Do You Know?)

Xavier Breath (Save Your Breath)

Xavier Money (Save Your Money)

Yerma Wildo (Your Mom Will Do)

Yousuckmynuts N Scratchm (You Suck My Nuts and Scratch Them)

Yule B Sari (You'll Be Sorry)

Zeke N Yeshallfind (Seek and You Shall Find)

Zelda Kowz (Sell the Cows)

Zoltan Pepper (Salt and Pepper)

 

[duzit]

@ant-mac
Is this your personnel joke thread, or can anyone add silly's?

 

[ant-mac]

@ant-mac
Is this your personnel joke thread, or can anyone add silly's?

Anyone can add a joke anytime...

 

[duzit]

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called "Witchcraft".
Today it's called "Golf"...

 

[duzit]

"The Rooster may Crow, but the Hen delivers the Goods!"

 

[High Plains Drifter]

Got pulled over today..
Cop came up and said he just worked a long day and ended his shift..
He said if I had a good reason for speeding that he'd let me go..
So I said Officer my wife left me 5 years ago for a cop, and I thought you was bringing her back..
He said..have a good day Sir...